My Twitter

beardhairdontcare:

Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)

red-liquorish:

cnnbreaking:

i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way

"I had to do it"

red-liquorish:

cnnbreaking:

i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way

"I had to do it"

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

applejackismyhomegirl:

shoesxships:

girldork:

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.

"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"

"We’re all gonna get through this. We’re all alive, and we’re all fine."

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”