nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes
you sound boring.
yea nothing is more exciting than lung cancer yay cancer wow I love to have fun
my dying words better be “im going ghost”
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
are you a dog? no ? goodbye
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u